It’s happening. In just 50 days, Wicked: For Good will crash into theaters on November 21, 2025. I’ve wasted 500 hours of my mortal life preparing for a movie that will probably leave me sobbing into a bucket of green face paint. November 21, 2025, will arrive whether I live, die, or get trampled by a flying monkey.
Why Elphaba and Glinda Will Break Us (Again)
Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba is basically a thunderstorm in human form. Ariana Grande as Glinda hides fire behind all that bubblegum charm. Their duet “For Good” won’t just make you cry, it’ll squeeze the tears out like the Wizard squeezes lies. Elphaba + Glinda = Emotional Damage
The Wizard’s Web of Lies (Gaslighting 101)
Jeff Goldblum as the Wizard? Pure chaos grandpa energy. His throne room deception will feel uncomfortable. Flying monkeys as surveillance drones? Propaganda? Sounds familiar? Yeah, welcome to Oz, same old politics, just greener.
The Ensemble That Stole the Emerald Spotlight
Sure, the leads are iconic, but Michelle Yeoh’s Madame Morrible could chill your soul with one glare. Bowen Yang as Pfannee? Pure campy villain fun. And just wait until wizards on TikTok eats up “March of the Witch Hunters” challenge. it’s basically a viral challenge waiting to happen.
Visuals That BURN (Including Jeff Goldblum’s Wig)
We’re not just watching Oz, we’re falling into it headfirst. From glowing mountains to cyclones on acid, this is Technicolor madness. Fun fact: pyrotechnics on set almost melted Goldblum’s toupee. If that’s not immersion, what is?
Easter Eggs, Fan Theories, and Obsession Fuel
Ruby slippers hidden in broom bristles? Check. Secret nods to Broadway legends? Double check. And every trailer feels like a prophecy wrapped in IMAX, because clearly, Universal wants us pacing like caged Winkie Guards until opening night. or do they want us truly possessed?
The Future of Wicked: Because One Movie Isn’t Enough
Whispers hint at a trilogy digging into the Grimmerie’s origins. Imagine young Nessarose unleashing chaos before she even learns eyeliner. One movie? Please!!! This is just the opening spell. Are we on the same page for that?
Final Word: Prepare Yourself
Fifty days sounds short. But in Oz time, it’s torture. So light your green candles, hit play on “As Long As You’re Mine,” and prepare your soul. Because Wicked: For Good isn’t just coming, it’s coming to wreck us… for good.